March quotes

Waking with a full bladder, I raced Lucas to the bathroom.
We decided to risk crossing streams, Sta-puff marshmallow man, be damned.

I produced a deep-noted stream. Lucas's was a bit higher in tone. He said "We're making music, daddy."
Do-re-me-fa-so-la-ti-do-pee

3/12/08
The following is not so much a quote as it is a funny event:
Setting: Trapped in the back seat during rush hour. Coming back from the airport after dropping the grandparents off. Lucas declares emergency state in the back seat. Mommy pulls off of the road.

As he relieves himself on the side of the road with great joy ... what boy doesn't enjoy leaving his mark ... Lucas said "Look Mommy, I am killing all of these plants. If someone walks by, they will step in my pee!"

3/11/08 Note: this is an older quote, but it needs to be recorded.
While watching TV, a commercial for a show had a couple in a hot and heavy embrace. Lucas asked what they were doing. "That is how people who are married kiss Lucas."
The next morning while headed out the door with the kids on our way to daycare, I paused to give Wendy a good-bye peck on the cheek.
Lucas was very disappointed and demanded "Do the Mommy-Daddy kiss, guys!"


3/10/08
Mommy had lunch with Lucas's class. His classmate Dora's daddy was also there. Dora's family is African-American. "Dora's daddy is bald and has dark skin daddy."

Later, Lucas said, "Mommy and Daddy have white skin. I have white skin. Olivia has white skin. Kissy is black, but near his penis his skin is white."